Tuesday, February 11, 2003

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REMARKS ARE NOT LICE

How offshore is Delaware?

Life is the next best therapy.

Inside the moving terrarium, you could spread the sexual tension with a t-square.

At the democracy saloon I was asked to midriffize the house t-shirt.

Between takes I split a cruller with the key grip.

I lifted the wrong piece of duct tape and everything said 'ouch.'

I learned how to form plurals and woke from the bareback dream intact on the platform.

The passive relay subway word search project concluded all the new planets were only dust in the atmosphere.

The second best bookstore on campus has a sale on bottled water.