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Country Yoda
trades in his glyph
for some Uggs. (He
has a thing for L'Eggs.)

What is a thing?
the philosophy department
poster asks
on the side of a mailbox.

You love me.
You know you do.
You know what?
You're expecting me to say something corny.

That's all right,
I can lean on anything
if the heat's dry enough.
Give me your best best price.