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He wields his intellect like a vegetable.

She was waiting for a hand-lettered yacht.

Your glower could use some powder.

You have many nice feelings. Eject me.

It is in the carting business.

It just seemed early for shouting, was all.

Uh oh, here comes Brand Manager for Life.

Take two points off every time you think "Alas."

Staying power, meet a feeling for leaving.

Hybrid gasoline/positive thinking.

The dork strains to emit a joke.

The music swells over its banks.

The night is pierced by a dignified cough.

A burning smell after I smash the lightbulb with my head.

Somebody, make a case for epiphanies, quick!

We lifted the stained-glass panel with our knees.

The soccer ball prefers to land in raspberries.

Scuffing is the new scuffling.

Oh the things they search for.

The committee to abolish the use of the word thing.

Teaching a corporation English.

Teaching an executive "Feelings."

Watching "Friends" with the gang from the suburban bus.

Rotating the dials and looking up at the monitors.