My friend, who is never seen
Except surrounded by several pomeranians.
No seriously, it's like "The Birds" --
They're not hers, and she's not
As far as anybody knows wearing pom pheromones.
They just show up when she goes out.
I suppose it helps that they're basically
Hypoallergenic and that everyone in her neighborhood
Goes for that. The uncanny thing
Is that she still gets excited
At each new sighting. Every new pomeranian
Is an opportunity for her to swoon. Up -- my bus. Got to run!