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What's your favorite number, she wants to know

She reminds me she's still married

So do you dance to ragga and reggaeton

Like they're meringue gone to war?

Amalia Rodrigues crosses the room

Pregnancy doesn't seem so alien today

The sky is not helping me change the subject

Isn't plastic surgery wonderful?

The demographic that won't come out

For one of its own is bouncing in its room