Wednesday, September 21, 2005

1731

Enough of this stopping and starting, big man!
You're looking positively claymation out there.
Relax your face, don't stand so stiff, and
When you talk to this person in front of you
I'm glad you're not looking off into space
But at least try not to give the impression
You're reading your lines off her forehead.

The easiest way to signify you're in the moment
Is to give a big fat soliloquy but face it,
It takes real energy to master service return --
Don't get nervous, we've got the best in the biz
Here for you to hang around and study. Tell you
What -- take my car down to someplace he calls fun
And practice. Now. Let's chalk today for overrun.