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HERE'S THE THING

Take a bucket of white paint
And walk right up
To the officer on duty
Or the tarnished monument
Or the graffiti-covered bakery
Or the school bus full of clover

It's customary to tip fifteen percent
For poor service, give no lower
Than ten percent -- a knockout job
Deserves twenty, which is not much more
Which is why sensible waitstaff
Aim for competence and not excellence