I'm a parent. How do I react when
I learn that my child attends
A top ten party school?
I'm living caffeine free. The weather
Wants me to ovulate in a cloud
Of synthetic carbohydrates. Meanwhile
The widow's comfy and the music service
Says I've downloaded two thousand
Albums in the last week. Sometimes
I loot the bright light of afternoon,
For fun. Mops. Money just appears
When I say I need it.