1885

NERD BUNNY

It turns out
the big-eared bunny was
one of Walt Disney's first creations

a fertility symbol
brave enough to dream
of moving to Williamsburg
and having a great little sweat bath
just sitting around, thinking stuff up

like bunny blogging
and bellydance gadget porn

Do you like manga?
Would you like to send Natsuki
a voice instant message?

The arrest report
also notes that he has a petition
to save Christ metal whatever that is
and that after whipping it out
he pissed on the nerd,
hacked into the Redondo Beach office
and passed out copies
of his historical fiction.