Uncle Tim wanted me to let you know he's back from rehab And the tiny little sweat beads are gone for good! Uncle Jordan Won't be coaching the Pop Warner team this year But they're letting him go to the games and Aunt E even dipped into the rainy day fund to get a big tv for him To watch while he's on the treadmill. Uncle Ducks reports that We're all going to be great aunts and uncles again; Uncle Ducks, when you find out what's in the water Down in nephew Rodney's development, *then* we'll accept Your offer to send us a case of bottles of it. What is that now, Seven, eight, or twelve? Congratulations to Rodney and Christina.